Nobody calls me the space cowboy,
or the gangster of love,
That I know of.
So what does Funky Avocado have for you?
A satirical look at the entire universe. Which is really amazing of us, if I do say so myself. Which I just did.
At the one-and-only Funky Avocado (circa right now), we create or find fun, viral, meme-ish, wierd, interesting, satirical, heart-warming, sometimes fictional, thrilling, thought-provoking and (of course) funky types of things just so we can share them with folks like you.
What are we slinging? Here’s a run down.
- Holy Guacamole. This is for stuff that makes us say things like wowza and holy guacamole.
- Entertainment. For things related to TV, movies, celebs, sports. You know – entertainment.
- Newsy. Interesting things ripped from the headlines. The real deal.
- Family – or Fam. Stuff for and/or about dads, moms, kids and the fam.
- Video Only. Do I really need to explain this? This is for videos, sorted by content rating.
- Science & Nature. A look at the wild side.
- Captions. Photos with captions. Or captions with photos. However you want to look at it.
- Funky Blog. Straight from the Haas’s mouth.
- Funky Faux. This is for the stuff dreams are made of. Literally. If it’s in Funky Faux, it’s fiction.
So go ahead and explore this site, Sparky. We think you’re going to find something you’ll like.
And if you don’t, then you’re probably not as awesome as you think you are. Yep, that’s tough love right there.