Smart answers to stipid questions

Silly Answer to a Dumb Question at the Supermarket

Now this is the kind of silly answer to a dumb question that’s worth remembering.

Smart answers to stipid questions

Another response to consider: “I’ve got this crazy, super contagious virus that’s about to make my eyes start to bleed, so the doctor sent me here for a prescription. Here, hold this for a sec [as I hand him/her whatever is in my hand].

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